Friday 7th December 2001:
Robin Stout: "If the cardy don't fit, you must acquit" sillustrated by ulla
"If the cardy don't fit, you must acquit..." It didn't fit, but the prosecution knew the cardigan had shrunk because she'd spilt tea on it during a dramatic moment in Animal Hospital. Surgeon: "Where's the rabbit gone? Quick! Fetch the tranquilliser gun! It's attacking Rolf's face!" Rolf: "Flamin' 'eck, doc! Yer great gallah! That's only me hairy beard!" They knew this because they'd seen it too and spilt their sherry. And they weren't the only ones watching Animal Hospital that night. In the house over the road, next door to the pencil shop, a girl called Rachel was watching it too...."
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