I think it's just that everyone is either married or in committed
relationships, and as we all learn from sitcoms, sex stops once you
shack up.
Since I am neither of those things, it would stand to reason that I'm
getting laid all the time, and you would not be far off the mark.
Weren't expecting that, right?
Eric
On Tue, May 26, 2009 at 8:38 AM, <kenneth.chu@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Hello Sinisters,
>
> I haven't been posting very much lately because I made a promise to myself a
> while ago that I wasn't going to post here until I get laid so I could boast
> about getting laid on this list. However it's been too long and also nobody
> else has been talking about getting laid recently.. What is going on? Have
> you all taken up celibacy? Come on let your celibate days be over and tell
> me about all your dirty deeds (ones related to this email's subject title
> particularly welcome)
>
> Amy must be super informed as she somehow knew of the super impromptu
> SINISTER PICNIC that happened at ATP2009! It was amazing, loads of people
> turned up including FEATHER B, STUART H, GINA T, JAMES T, IAN A, ROBIN S, KEN
> C!! We played darts, and watched teh footeh! Then Robin S went off for a
> poo and Ian A got worried that when Robin didn't return for a while (possibly
> a testament to Finnigan's fish and chips). Some of us gave Kimya Dawson a
> group hug. It was all crazy stuff. I also totally pwned the dude from
> Shellac at poker that weekend and won loads of cash \m/
>
> And then tomorrow I'm off to Barcelona for Primavera! Hurrah! I've just
> learnt how to say "¿usted quiere volver al hotel conmigo tener sexo?", so
> when I come back, I'll probably post about how I got laid.
>
> Hasta Luego
> Ken
>
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