At work the other day, a 'member of the public' phoned up to complain. His
name was Keith Richards*. After listening carefully to his complaint, I
assured him that I would get someone else to sort it out as soon as I could
get round to it. On putting the phone down, someone sitting nearby was
listening to 'You can't always get what you want'*. Also, his phone number
contained 666*. I passed the complaint onto my boss, who's name is Ruby*.
This all happened on Tuesday* (it might have been Monday come to think of
it).
You couldn't make it up.
ps if you were wondering, the *'s signify the supposed coincidences. Ok.
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