It's a strange sense of guilt you feel when you sleep in
someone else's bed and they don't even know about it. I stayed at
my friend's house at the weekend and slept in the bed of the
christian fundamentalist who usually lives there. Normally I wouldn't
mind, and maybe it was because I'd been reading the Bible by his
bed, but I suddenly felt very guilty about sleeping there. It's almost
like wearing a stranger's pants without them knowing, isn't it? In
Leviticus, I'm sure you'd be smote for that.
My sister is very excited at the moment because she's
organising her friend's hen night. She phoned me up telling me how
she's found a brilliant hotel which is covered in plastic fur and pink
formica. I'm a little worried about her enthusiasm and visible
reddening about wipe-clean surfaces. What sort of party could she
be thinking of? I hope it's going to be a tupperware party. At least we
know where Erica's faux-fur has gone to.
Personally, I'm reddening at the prospect of Belle and Sebastian
Downtown style. When I was eight or nine Petula Clarke was my
favourite singer. My sister and I used to record radio shows on our
tape recorder and introduce songs from Cliff and Bros and lovely,
glorious Petula. One of us would listen to the radio and the other
would talk for a while into the recorder, then when a song came on
the radio we'd quickly flick the switch and record it. For a while
things were great, when we had the batteries we'd do a roadshow,
and they used to call me the furry rice-crispie. Then Caroline came
home with Dinosaur Jr Records and old-style DJs like myself
weren't wanted anymore. I recorded my last show, span Downtown
for one last time and dreamed of busy streets and plastic raincoats.
Robin xxx
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