Hello the parkandriders!
hope all is well in the land of parkandride and
everything is sound with you all.
(bows with a big boiler hat on and oops! a rubbit pops
out from it!!)
Guess who's that?? hehe
anyway... I can't believe the bloody gigs are in
December and not in january... why o why? you'd better
come up with some gigs in mid january or... or...
well, i had a revenge idea actually... i thought i
should call Xfm and make a request for eighties' fan
and then say that i'm cooperating with you lads, that
i'm your PR lass, and give them confirmed gig dates in
late january... fake ones... but then, you'd have to
play the gigs, see? (coughs...) brilliant I know...
and I did call Xfm only that the fecking line was
busy... so you skipped it.. this time!!
it's monday and all i got was sad sad emails... mmm...
so look what i did... i know it'll cheer you up...
well not all of you, but some of you... the
knowledgeable ones.... (laughs) I say this coz now
you're all going to run to see it now... it's an
actual, real photograph of the DEVIL himself!! I'm not
joking! just go and see... tis rather old from the mid
80s but you know that the devil doesn't change through
the years... he becomes worse... mmm i'm all scared
now...
http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/velocity_girl_is/vwp?.dir=/the+black+list!&.src=ph&.dnm=Alan+McGee....jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/velocity_girl_is/lst%3f%26.dir=/the%2bblack%2blist!%26.src=ph%26.view=t
OK I'm munching on a nice orange now... whilst the
girl in the other office (with the door wide open) is
arguing with her boyfriend... again!! it's like a
soapopera now... i even know how many times they did
it (coughs) the last month... nothing impressive, i
assure you... so first she cursed him etc etc then she
sounded all mature and after telling him to fuck off
(bitch) she said that if he needed time to think
things over he could have some (generous) and when he
apparently said that he needed time she started
sobbing (middle-class-suburban housewife)... and then
she called one of her girlfriends (social) and start
laughing at the poor boyfriend whilst telling her
about their argument on the phone(honest)... that's
all... you see what i have to put up with all day,
everyday... and then they tell you to take it easy and
don't bomb the damn place... oops did i say bomb?
sorry!! eeeer... another airplane crashed in new york
so i'd better stop using words like "bombs", "fire",
"machineguns" etc etc... which is not fair!! not fair
at all!! so there....
bombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbombbomb
the damn place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phew! i feel better...
take care
vel xxxxx
PS: sorry for my ranting... i still got the flu...
(i'm lying...)
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